Bat jokes
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Community talk
"I HATE AI" mfs when they see tung tung tung sahur donating his bat to charity:
Choke me like you hate me, but you love me Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu) Touch me with the lights off and my chains on Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on She a freak, lil' bad ho Gaspare told me kill it I said, "Let me grab my Death Note" Huh, she pulled me in like a lasso Sayin' that she know me, I don't even know her at though Ain't no daddy issues, then I won't even bother She say I kill … Read more
MY BAT MITZVAH IS TODAY