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Bat jokes

Orphan

    • Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

    Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

    Batman

    • If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

    "He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

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    • Baseball

    • Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

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    • Kid

    • How do you keep a blind kid entertained?

    You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.

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    • Principal

    • Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.

    The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"

    When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.

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    • Orphan

    • Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

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    • Community talk

    • "I HATE AI" mfs when they see tung tung tung sahur donating his bat to charity:

    • Choke me like you hate me, but you love me Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu) Touch me with the lights off and my chains on Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on She a freak, lil' bad ho Gaspare told me kill it I said, "Let me grab my Death Note" Huh, she pulled me in like a lasso Sayin' that she know me, I don't even know her at though Ain't no daddy issues, then I won't even bother She say I kill … Read more

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