Bat jokes
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
7000+ bats.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Be nice.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
BAD!!!!!!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.