Bat Jokes

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

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YO MAMA SOO STUPID!!, she though base balls at bat man

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat his batting

2. Mother called,

To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Why do orphans have no parents Because it was bat man

what dose bat man have that super man doesn't...

The ability to visit his biological parents grave.

What do you call a movie about a orphan? The Bat Man.

Where would batman get his freak on at? The batcave? or the bat strip club?

A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball? Because I took the bat and swun it at their kneecaps and now they can’t run, what are they going to do tell their parents

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat

What games do bats like play at recess?

Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!

what did the orphan say to the other. quick robin to the bat mobile

your a copycat from ballarat you smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

song by john rizk

WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a girl out who has: Herpies, COVID and AIDS out while she is on her period? Or Eat live worms, bats and mice?

Why don't Chinese people play cricket??

Because they ate all the bats

Piggy killed u witha bat because he is fat 0-0

My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space

Hint... it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu

That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs