Bat jokes
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.