Bat jokes
7000+ bats.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
BAD!!!!!!
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
What games do bats like to play at recess?