BAD!!!!!!!
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
why cant orphans play baseball. they cant find
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school. The teacher asked why he had one. He said “I need it to beat up the principal” when the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
What does a girl get after having sex with batman? Defective rabies.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
Cause she was transgender.
A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat~!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
why are asians so bad at baseball.... because they ate the bat
When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
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What flies around the school in night? Alpha-bats!
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed, and got eaten by the bat.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
I know this is a really bad poem but I'll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.
Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
