Bat jokes
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.