Bat jokes
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?