Baseball jokes
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.