Baseball jokes
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
I miss playing baseball.
China should be a baseball team.
Baseball is awesome!
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.