What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
I miss playing baseball.
China should be a baseball team.
Baseball is awesome!
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What is baseball?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
