Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
