Baseball jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What is baseball?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.