Baseball jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.