An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!
...the bartender then said "sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here".Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it upside down.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2) “I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't COUNT the BARS
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
Man, I blew 50 bucks in there
what has nut long big and sticky a snikers bar
A Roman the to bar and he,d up two fingers and said can I have five drinks 🍷 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
A man walks Into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke
Hey, pass me that crow bar please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home
(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens? A: They fall. (They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
