Bar jokes
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.