Bar jokes
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Memes
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.