Bar jokes
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.