Bar jokes
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
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Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
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So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"