Bar jokes
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
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So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
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I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Stephanie
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"