I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
