Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Bar Jokes
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Stephanie
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
