Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.