Bar

Bar jokes

Bartender

Two Timetravers walk into a bar...

...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."

Food

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever become bankers?

Because they always break the BARS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

Beer

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Razor

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

Snake

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

Train

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

Asphalt

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

Man

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.

Drink

Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?

Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

Crowbar

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.

Roman

A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"