Baptism jokes
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
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