B.A.L.L.S. jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

You know Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' these balls.

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

Balls in your jaws.

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

Why can't orphans play softball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

Big black ball sacks.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."