Balls jokes

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."