What time is it when you can drive home from phone
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
I love you
What time is it
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
we saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree i thought i showed a lot of balls
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
Bruh
What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls
What did Cinderella do When she got to the ball ? She choked
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at fucking at your sister.”
What did cinderella leave at the ball
Her virginity
Balls
I was at a football match and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me *face palm*
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.
why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer
