Ball jokes

What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.

What time is it when you can drive home from phone?

Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?

Because he’s a ball hog.

I love you.

What time is it?

There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.

We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.

I thought I showed a lot of balls.

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

Bruh.

What separates snowmen from snow-women?

Snow balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked.

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

What did Cinderella leave at the ball?

Her virginity.

Balls.

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.