What time is it?
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Bruh.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Balls.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
