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What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls

What did Cinderella do When she got to the ball ? She choked

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at fucking at your sister.”

What did cinderella leave at the ball

Her virginity

Balls

I was at a football match and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me *face palm*

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me

What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.

why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with

Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer

I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.

My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."