Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
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Why can’t orphans play base ball?
Because they don’t know how to hit a home run.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either…”
I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer Balls, two for under a Buck!
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
I like balls
ball so hard 😂😂
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.
What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?
How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!
How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.
What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.