DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either....”
hi. I am joe
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma. Ligma balls.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
Yo Mama is so fat, that when i unfollowed her on instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
Why are Orphans so bad at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with
I was tickling my step brothers balls and then it hit me why is he laughing
why cant orphans play baseball they don't know where home is
elmo in 2022 is called (tickle my balls elmo)
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
what did cinder Ella do when she got the ball
she gagged and took it like a champ
