Ball Jokes

Balls in ur Jaws

what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

ball so hard 😂😂

Papyrus= well come to the underground. sans= how was your falls. Papyrus= g-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out. Sans= give me your balls!

What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls

Do you know Candice? Nope. Candice dick fit in your mouth.

What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma. Ligma balls.

Why do girls not have balls

Because they don’t

Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles there balls

Why can’s orphans play bass ball

Because they can’t run home

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Other jokes:

1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.

2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?

3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.

4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!

5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.

8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.