Ball jokes

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"

Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."

Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

I respect cancer more than I respect depression.

At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.

What did the balls say to the dick?

Hey dick, how's it hanging?

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"

A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"

Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...

What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.

Ligma balls!

Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.

I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...