Ball Jokes

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the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Anonymous

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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Anonymous

what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy

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Anonymous

Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!

Leona

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..

He has no legs...

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Callum

Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls

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Anonymous

I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

Ur mom makes a joke

Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?

Because he needs to pick your balls

Anonymous
in Nut

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

DinoBoy

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes

Anonymous

hi. I am joe

catboy227

DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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ORPHAN RAPER

What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls

Anonymous
in Dwarf

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

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Anonymous

How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs

Anonymous

I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth

you like balls

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Ligma

Segma says,"32!" Ligma Says,"And?" Segma says,"Anding deez balls to yur mouth."

Seth is gay

I heard that my Crush got kicked in the Balls and when I thought of it...

Reticent_Owl
in Animal

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.