Ball Jokes

Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka’s chocolate?

They wanted some chocolate balls.

retired grocer
in Puns

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

lbh
in Deez Nuts

my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

Leona

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..

He has no legs…

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catboy227

DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

Anonymous

hi. I am joe

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Reticent_Owl
in Animal

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy’s clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started…”. The mother cuts him off and says “just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting “I’m leaving you… Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer.”

Callum

Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls

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Anonymous
in Nut

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

TittyTot

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.

ligma cock

what did cinder Ella do when she got the ball

she gagged and took it like a champ

bernard

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”

Seth is gay

I heard that my Crush got kicked in the Balls and when I thought of it…

Ligma

Segma says,“32!” Ligma Says,“And?” Segma says,“Anding deez balls to yur mouth.”

Ligma

My friend died from Ligma! Ligma Balls.