Ball

Ball Jokes

Strike

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

Pig

Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?

Because he’s a ball hog.

Dwarf

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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  • Mouse

    A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

    Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

    Nut

    Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

    People

    What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.

    Cannibal

    Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.

    About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"

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  • Boob

    What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

    "If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

    Juggling

    It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

    Bunny

    Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

    Crush

    I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...