Ball jokes
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!