Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma. Ligma balls.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob
If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....
what did cinder Ella do when she got the ball
she gagged and took it like a champ
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
I heard that my Crush got kicked in the Balls and when I thought of it...
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
why is it annoying to eat by basket ball players? because they dribble all the time.
