Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What did the orphan say to his parents? I'm tripping balls right now
What do you call a Russian man with three balls? 'Whodya nikabollokov'
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they dont have another pair of Balls
squid game doll be like gugu la gu your mom my balls
Balls
my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you
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dear slim shady
balls
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
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What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
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Why are Orphans so bad at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache
