Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still
I kicked into someone Ball.Now i got a red Card
so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
Do you know how dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2 liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a fucking dumpster you regret.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
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How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti meatballs
what's an orphans least favorite game.
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob
If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....
I heard that my Crush got kicked in the Balls and when I thought of it...
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
