Ball jokes

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."

A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.

What did the orphan say to his parents?

I'm tripping balls right now!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.

What do you call a Russian man with three balls?

'Whodya nikabollokov'

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

Balls.

My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.

I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.

What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?

Snowballs.

Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Draggin’.

Draggin’ who?

Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.

Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?