Ball jokes
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Lick my BALLS!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Balls in your jaws.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Hehe.
What's big and black?
My balls.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.