What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
What hangs low?
Balls.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
im gay
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.
The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
They are hairy.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Ballz!
Big black ball sacks.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!!!!!!!
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I love you
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
