Ball jokes

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

What happened when the dog played golf?

He hit the ball into the ruff.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!

How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?

By kicking him hard in the balls.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

Do you know Bumo?

Bumo deez nuts.

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!