Ball jokes
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."