Ball jokes
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
I stole one's balls.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What is a pile of balls?
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."