Pig

Daniel King

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

Kick

Seth is gay

I heard that my Crush got kicked in the Balls and when I thought of it…

Difference

DildoTickler

What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

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Animal

Reticent_Owl

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

Russian

King tee

What do you call a Russian man with three balls? ‘Whodya nikabollokov’

Hairiness

Anonymous

what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy

Legs

Leona

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..

He has no legs…

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Gag

ligma cock

what did cinder Ella do when she got the ball

she gagged and took it like a champ

Nut

catboy227

DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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Nut

aborted fetus 911

have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts

Dirty Joke

Queen🤍🦕

What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob

If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks.…

Nut

Anonymous

I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

Nut

Anonymous

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

Cannibal

Sabers the fox

Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says “you start at the bottom I start at the top” so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says “i’m having a ball” then than the the first cannibal says “than you’re eating too fast”

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Sister

Anonymous

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Difference

bernard

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Deez Nuts

lbh

my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

Cotton

Anonymous

Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

Puns

tHe PleaSeR oof

why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with