I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball? Juan on Juan
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy
rhydon deez nuts
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
At baseball practice… Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
ball so hard 😂😂
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
Balls in ur Jaws
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either....”
Why Can't Orphans Play Base Ball? They Can't Find Home
I stole one's balls
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.