Ball Jokes

in Depression

I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.


What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball? Juan on Juan

Victor Greywolf
in Michael Jackson

Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

in Puns

I used to be a banker but I lost interest...

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

aborted fetus 911

have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy

rhydon deez nuts



in Depression

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

in Spell



At baseball practice… Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here


What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.


the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

average bunger enjoyer

ball so hard 😂😂

in Sport

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.

I mason-Greenwooded ur mom

Balls in ur Jaws


So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either....”

in Orphan

Why Can't Orphans Play Base Ball? They Can't Find Home


I stole one's balls

Daniel King
in Pig

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.