Ball Jokes

Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls

whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball

rocket league

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.

Do you know Putin

Putin these balls in your mouth

I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.

What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest...

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

I stole one's balls

i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!

Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?

Because he needs to pick your balls

Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!

How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs

have you heard about the pokemon called rhy rhy rhyde on deez nuts

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes

Segma says,"32!" Ligma Says,"And?" Segma says,"Anding deez balls to yur mouth."

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy

rhydon deez nuts

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it