Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
I stole one's balls
what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
ball so hard 😂😂
i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes
Segma says,"32!" Ligma Says,"And?" Segma says,"Anding deez balls to yur mouth."
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
Balls in ur Jaws
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
