I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy
rhydon deez nuts
What do you call a Russian man with three balls? ‘Whodya nikabollokov’
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.
What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
ball so hard 😂😂
I stole one’s balls
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either…”
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Balls in ur Jaws
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth