Ball Jokes

in Depression

I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.

Anonymous
in Puns

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

aborted fetus 911

have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts

King tee
in Russian

What do you call a Russian man with three balls? ‘Whodya nikabollokov’

Anonymous
in Sport

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

2
Anonymous

you

DildoTickler

What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

1
average bunger enjoyer

ball so hard 😂😂

litevx

I stole one’s balls

uruncle
in Depression

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

Daniel King
in Pig

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

Anonymous

have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face

Anonymous

I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

Anonymous

what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy

KlosekRB

So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either…”

Anonymous

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

8
I mason-Greenwooded ur mom

Balls in ur Jaws

Anonymous
in Dwarf

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

7
Anonymous

I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

bruh69420
in Spell

balls