Ball jokes

Hehe.

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Why are some girls scared easily?

They don't have balls.

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.

“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”

“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

Lick my BALLS!

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

You know Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' these balls.

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

What comes after 69?

Mouthwash.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Lalicks your balls.

Someone stole my balls :(

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0