Little Johnny

Mail man tom

What’s the difference between a baby and a bowling ball

U can’t use a pitch fork to get the bowling ball out of the truck

Puns

Snow

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow women?

-Snow balls

Difference

Bedsheet

Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.

Aunt

Ay Ay Ay im on a vayk

My aunt worked as a human cannon ball

I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired

Girl

Seven

Why are some girls scared easily?

They don’t have balls.

Eating

freshfry

why is it annoying to eat by basket ball players? because they dribble all the time.

Prostate Cancer

Anonymous

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!

Grass

Zo jo ❤️

Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles there balls

Grass

sugma

why do migets laugh when they run cause the grass tickels there balls

Kick

Anonymous

What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!

Yo mama

fat gogurt

yo momma so gay you sucked her balls

Face

Anonymous

Do you know how dragon is? You don’t know who? It’s dragging these 2 liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a fucking dumpster you regret.

Christmas

Anonymous

a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs

Golf

Daniel

What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.

Cookie

Anonymous

Why do basketball players love cookies so much?

Because they can dunk them!!!

Dwarf

Anonymous

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls because he is nuts about them

Orphanage

Anonymous

why cant orphans play base ball cuz the cant find home

Puns

Cake_queen

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me

Chop

DaddyDickNuts

In Israel, they chop convicted rapists’ balls off. Sure glad I don’t live in Israel.

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