Ball jokes
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Big black ball sacks.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0