Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Hehe.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
âGet under my robes,â says the nun. âNo one will look for you there.â The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, âHey, thatâs a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.â
âYeah, well if you look a bit higher youâll see a fine set of balls,â replies the nun. âI didn't want to get drafted either.â
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "Iâm sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Dragginâ.
Dragginâ who?
Dragginâ these balls around yoâ face.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Lick my BALLS!
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Someone stole my balls :(
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. đ
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
