A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Other jokes:
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Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.
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What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?
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How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.
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Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!
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How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
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What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
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What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.
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What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
