Ball Jokes

You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down

elmo in 2022 is called (tickle my balls elmo)

Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations

Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still

To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti meatballs

finish the lyrics Can I put my

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?

Hehe

somone stole my balls :(

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when got given birth too

dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours

what comes after 69?

mouthwash

Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁

3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"

The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:

What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.