Ball Jokes

Why are some girls scared easily?

They don't have balls.

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

The image is a visual puzzle. It shows two nearly identical images of a bridge over a river. The left image is not marked, the right image has a red circle marking an area. The text says "Everyone can spot the bridge - but you have 20/20 vision if you can see hidden face in under 6 seconds." above the two images. Above the two images, the text says: "I mean, I seen the balls first does that count?"

To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.

“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”

“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”

lick my BALLS

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

Hehe.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Draggin’.

Draggin’ who?

Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.

your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, mam take the bowling ball off of the scale

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Lalicks your balls.

Someone stole my balls :(

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

What comes after 69?

Mouthwash.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"