Ball Jokes


A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”

Other jokes:

  1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.

  2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?

  3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.

  4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!

  5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

  6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

  7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.

  8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.


my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you


How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!

in Dude

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they dont have another pair of Balls

in Anti-jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.

Victor Greywolf
in Michael Jackson

What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

Zo jo ❤️

Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles there balls

in Puns

What is the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer Balls, two for under a Buck!


You know Imagine Dragons?

Imagine dragon these balls

Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man’s balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations


What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat


when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

in Little Johnny

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this


A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.


Is a pile of balls

in Orphan

Why can’t orphans play base ball? Because they can’t run home


My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers

in Emo

Big black ball sacks