Ball Jokes

why is it annoying to eat by basket ball players? because they dribble all the time.

dear slim shady

balls

what did cinder Ella do when she got the ball

she gagged and took it like a champ

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy’s clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started…”. The mother cuts him off and says “just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting “I’m leaving you… Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer.”

Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations

I was tickling my step brothers balls and then it hit me why is he laughing

I kicked into someone Ball.Now i got a red Card

what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because i can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls

why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls

What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob

If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks.…

your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, mam take the bowling ball off of the scale

Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still

You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed