The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
thank the lord for my two huge balls
I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
i am wayde, i like ranga balls, please cum in my ass
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls because he is nuts about them
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him to eat 200 balls.
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
there's a kid with loads of new fire men equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kids asks the firemen come have a look at my new gear so the fire men go look at his gear so then the kid says kid: I've got a helmet a big jacket and a oxygen tank and a little wheel barrow for my gear
firemen says: why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls the kid says so I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
rose are red my nuts are biger then u small balls that why i get all bitches
My BALLS iched when I crashed the plane
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man? Suck his balls.
What does Hiroshima, Nagasaki share in common with balls? “They both drop”
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com ́n. They both are eating balls.
Why did the mights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls😅😂🤣
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
