Ball jokes
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Memes
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Chupapi Muñañyo
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
"Igma is my balls."
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
My mom left me at a very young age.
What do you call ball drama?
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.