Ball jokes
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Ball stretcher.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Chupapi Muñañyo
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
"Igma is my balls."
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
My mom left me at a very young age.
What do you call ball drama?
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!