Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Chupapi Muñañyo
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
"Igma is my balls."
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
My mom left me at a very young age.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
What do you call ball drama?
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
why is a circle gay ? its not straight
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
