Ball jokes

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.

8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).

12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.

16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.

Two men are walking down the street and see a dog licking its balls. One man says, "I wish I could do that." The other one says, "You can probably just pet him."

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked.

I'm gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.