Ball jokes
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Ball stretcher.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
if you dislike comment or no balls
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Chupapi Muñañyo
"Igma is my balls."
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
My mom left me at a very young age.
What do you call ball drama?
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.