What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball Laquon Treadwell!
what's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit 3 fingers inside the bowling ball
i have a lot of respect for trans women
that surgery takes balls!
Ever wondered my gay kids don't play basketball ? Becuz they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
Where are the ping pong balls? check the bathroom stalls
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
I made this game called ligma say it ''ligma'' lick ma balls
mom: there is so much of the dogs dirty ball marks. me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
Why can’t an orphan play base ball??? He doesn’t know where home is
Ligma
Balls
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
