Ball jokes
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Deez
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!