The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Biggest balls?
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
My life.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
