Ball jokes

What separates snowmen from snow-women?

Snow balls.

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

Biggest balls?

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.

I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.

A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.

They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.

8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).

12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.

16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

My life.

What is Sophia’s favourite song?

"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?

Because he is nuts about them!

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.