I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
why do orphan love table tennis, bc that is the only love their getting
Biggest balls
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
My life.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
why can't a orphine play baseball? (because he can't find home)
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheel chair now were playing rocket league
