Ball jokes
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Ligma.
Balls.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Pacman 200 balls
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.