Ball Jokes

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked "where are you from" and I said Portugal. He replied, "so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job

I was at a football match and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me *face palm*

why do guys hold their ball sack when they run? -because they dont have titties

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls

Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill? Because is circle

what happens when you kick a boy in the balls. THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN

Pacman 200 balls joke

Ball stretcher

Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair

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friend: i have the eye of the tiger me: so what i have the balls of a gorilla parents: we cant come back to the zoo next week

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.

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Igma is my balls

do you know ligma... potatos

My boyfriend and i were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet. All our friends were shocked when i went into the boys bathroom with him.