Ball jokes
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
A girl has small balls.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.