Ball jokes
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Ligma.
Balls.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Pacman 200 balls
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.