Ball jokes

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Why can’t Asians play baseball?

Because they can’t see the ball.

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

He doesn’t know where home is.

Ligma.

Balls.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?

Because they ate the bases.

Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"

Little Johnny said, "No, what?"

She answered, "The principal's office."

Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"

The teacher answered, "No, what?"

"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

My friend has ligma...

Lick ma balls!

Ball stretcher.

Pacman 200 balls

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.