Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
Why can’t an orphan play base ball??? He doesn’t know where home is
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Ligma.
Balls.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
My friend has ligma...
LICK MA BALLS
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Ball stretcher
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Pacman 200 balls
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
