My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Ligma.
Balls.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Ball stretcher.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Pacman 200 balls
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
