Ball jokes
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"