Ball jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.