Ball Jokes

Cinderella

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged.

Blonde

Anonymous
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what's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit 3 fingers inside the bowling ball

Orphan

Anonymous
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Why can't orphans play base ball? Because they can't run home

Deformation

Hi how are ya
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I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair so we are playing Rocket League.

Grass

sugma
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why do migets laugh when they run cause the grass tickels there balls

Light

Lovely perv
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So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so…

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that

Kick

Anonymous
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What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!

Game

Anonymous
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If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi

Difference

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot. A man will actually look for the golf ball

Face

Anonymous
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Do you know how dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2 liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a fucking dumpster you regret.

Orphan

meowii
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why are orphans bad at basket ball? because no one is there for them to pass

Orphan

Anonymous
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Why do orphans not know how to play base ball

because they don't know where home is

Michael Jackson

Anonymous
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why does micheal jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls

Cheetah

Anonymous
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why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck

Nut

Anonymous
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty Nuts.

Idiot

Boys
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Knock knock,who's there, a dragon, a dragon who, the dragon gonna drags it's ball across your face.

Bigness

Anonymous
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whats big and black

my balls