Ball jokes

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs.

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked.

My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?

Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.

What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?

I wanna kick some balls!

What did the Pokémon say after having sex?

"My ball was sore!"

Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"