A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What did Cinderella do When she got to the ball ? She choked
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball because he couldn’t find home
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
what do you call a boy panera bread
panera balls
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
