My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!
Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian? Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball because he couldn’t find home
what do you call a boy panera bread
panera balls
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls. Man: Ouch
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
What did the Pokémon say after having sex? My ball was sore
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK
what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag
y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs
This pastor decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
What hangs low?
Balls
im gay