Ball jokes
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Your mum has balls.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Someone stole my balls :(