Ball

Ball Jokes

Orphan

Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

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  • Slut

    Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

    Boy

    A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

    He doesn’t have legs.

    Aunt

    My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

    I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

    Russian

    Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?

    Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!

    Stereotype

    Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.

    Stadium

    What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?

    I wanna kick some balls!

    Guy

    Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

    Light Bulb

    So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

    How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

    There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

    Tower

    My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.