Ball jokes
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Memes
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.