Ball jokes
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Memes
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.