Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Ball Jokes
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
