You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Is a pile of balls
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
Do you know Biden. Biden on these nuts
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
your mum has balls
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
