Ball jokes
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What is a pile of balls?
Memes
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Your mum has balls.