Ball jokes
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
Your mum has balls.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
How do you make a pool table laugh?
You tickle its balls.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Balls.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you call ball drama?
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.