Ball

Ball jokes

Nut

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0

Girlfriend

Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"

Dragon

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

Golf

What happened when the dog played golf?

He hit the ball into the ruff.

Memes

Dodge

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

Bowler

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

Mum

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

Suicide

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

Dog

I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.

My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."

Femboy

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.