Ball jokes
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
New Spooderman Movie
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
My name is Myria, my right nut.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.