Ball jokes
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
So true though!!!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What hangs low?
Balls.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”