A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
Do you know candice
Candice balls fit in yo mouth
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
Why should China be a baseball team? Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat
ligma is a disease so does that mean ligma balls
I accidentally suck my own‘s ball sack
What do My Balls and EMOs have in different ? ...Nothing they both hang themselves...
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Eshay.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
