Ball

Ball Jokes

Hitman

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.

Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”

Bike

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

School

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

Everybody

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Emo

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

Height

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

Cricket

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

Smash

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

China

Why should China be a baseball team?

Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!

Tower

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.