Ball jokes

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.

Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”

Do you know Candice?

"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

Why should China be a baseball team?

Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!

Little Jonny fucked his mum.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

Eshay.

Why do orphans hate cricket?

Because they can't get a "homerun."

"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"