Yo hairline i so bad when you look in the mirror yo hairline looks like an endangered specie
he never has a bad day
because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed
I would tell you a good joke but I can’t so here is a bad one
I would tell you a joke about a teacher but she’d kill you at school
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats" but none of them touch the man's penis and say "weII done"
When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me
So this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream then in the bed her husband woke up and said "Hey You Just Woke Me Up In A Sweet Dream" she said "Oh Sorry Babe" then she asked him what was his about then he responded like "I was with a woman me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex you just ruined it" she said "AAAAh" he asked her what her dream was about then she replied as "I was trying to suck a mans Penis and A cock trying to get cumpiee out of it"!
My kids so dam bad.we took them to Disney in Florida.they paid me not to bring them back ever.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less dna evidence
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and your wet.
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait
Technically we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad Huh?
all then are bad
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b
Why did the orphan kid was bad a school cause he wanted a phone call home
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
