New Bad Jokes - Page 23 - Worst Jokes Ever

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.

He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why are Amoebas so bad at math?

Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.

So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"