I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
all then are bad
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Why did the orphan kid was bad a school cause he wanted a phone call home
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
