Bad jokes
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬