Bad jokes
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.