Bad jokes
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!