Bad jokes
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.