Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
Kobe is known for fade ways to bad he faded away
why are orphans bad at basket ball? because no one is there for them to pass
Why are uncles like curries?
because bad ones hurt ur asshole
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a fiend trip u know why Parent signature:_________
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down Bad
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
what do you call a bad player a noob
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes then she tells you well I made you
Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
