Bad jokes

Q: How do you see a bad joke?

A: Look in the mirror.

Why was the duck fired from the train station?

He was a bad conducktor!

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Quote of the day:

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

You: What you doing?

I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.

Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."

Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."

"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."

Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."