Bad jokes
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.
Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."
Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."
"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."
Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
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Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.