A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
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You: what you doing I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math hahahahaha
Your hairline is so long that Odell beckem jr missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Q: how do you see a bad joke?
A: look in the mirror
Why are these jokes bad? They're literally the worst jokes ever.
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ur mom.
oops my bad 😬
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
i work on medicine my jod is to smell it to see if its bad :)
Quote of the day-
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
If you have a bad day go tell an orphan to find his parents. he will be searching all day
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races Because he comes in a little behind
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
