Bad jokes
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.