Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Why are these jokes bad? They're literally the worst jokes ever.
like my daddy to bad you don ́t have one
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
Q: how do you see a bad joke?
A: look in the mirror
ur mom.
oops my bad 😬
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
