Bad jokes
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!