What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
can a orphan go to a family Resturant?
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
