girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
i feel bad for the people who died in 2001 those poor terrosists died doing their job.
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? He fingered A minor(get it, like the chord A minor)
A black man walked into a bar. Other guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
why doesent santa have kids becouse he only comes once a year
what is the same with a duck and a bicycle, the handlebars - oh except for the duck
You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.
Why are gay ppl so bad at math? Because they cant multiply.
I told a joke to an orphan turns out he wasn't and orphan...
KSI driving ability
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage
Why are cats bad storytellers? -- Because they only have one tale.
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I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
A man (ameenya sheed) text a nother man(bob) and said
"Hi im, ameenya sheed."
Bob" you not in my shed because i dont have one but i have a garage, i dont think your in there:
