what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
What is black smells bad and long? Line to social services.
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
can a orphan go to a family Resturant?
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor's stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn't die and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor"
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
What do you call a stupid turtle?- retorted
What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
