Bad jokes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.