Bad jokes

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.

Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."

Woman: "What's the bad news?"

Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"

Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"

Dr: "It's dead!"

I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.

Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?

Because he comes in a little behind.

Why did the skeleton go to jail?

Because he was bad to the bone!

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?

Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?

Because it's ill-eagle.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?

A: They already ate the bat.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

The trom-BONE!

P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.