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Bad jokes

Orphan

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Hitler

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

Strike

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

Miscarriage

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

Assault

Today was a bittersweet day...

Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

Orphan

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

Baby

A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.

Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."

Woman: "What's the bad news?"

Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"

Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"

Dr: "It's dead!"

Michael Jackson

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

Batman

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Eagle

Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?

Because it's ill-eagle.

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  • Skeleton

    What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

    The trom-BONE!

    P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.

    School

    A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.

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  • Cow

    What did the cow say to the sheep?

    “Moo!”

    What did the sheep say to the cow?

    “That was a bad joke!”

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