Bad jokes
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Memes
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”