Bad jokes
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else…
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."