Bad jokes
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.