Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Bad Jokes
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
