Bad Jokes

Why is Trump bad with America- because he made it scream

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball ⚾️? You can throw a baseball ⚾️ and you can’t throw a school bus 🚌

a man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm the bartender asks what he wants the man says i would like one beer for me and one for the rode

how bad is explosive diarrhea when a muslim has it? Because my chipotle blew up yesterday.

Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades?-- Because he was a Russian.

Why can't an orphan be gay?? Because they don't have anyone to call daddy ( My bad if this offended anyone)

There was this man and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale

really bad penis joke

What do you call a bad bull

a bully

Knock knock . Whos there. Bad joke

Every moon has a silver lining.

You know why seven ate nine because 7,8,9.

Me:knock knock Some dude on the street: who’s there Me: whowhowho Dude:whowhowho who? Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho

My kids so dam bad.we took them to Disney in Florida.they paid me not to bring them back ever.

I have the heart of a lion and a life time ban at the New York zoo.

My dog has no nose How does he smell Terrible

Someone was crushing a bag of chips i said are you making edibles

Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus's friend misses and says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you" they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus's friend misses again and says "damn I missed" jesus replied "if you say that one more time something bad will happen" they cast out again and Jesus's friends line snaps and he says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's the last time something bad will happen" the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds "damn I missed"