Bad jokes
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!