Bad jokes
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.