Back jokes

Two Native Americans

Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"

The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.

His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"

Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"

Why do orphans play with boomerangs?

Because they come back.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the milk.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.