Back jokes
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"