Back Jokes

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."

The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."

The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"

Why did my boyfriend leaves me ? Because he's gay. But why did he come back to me ?

Because im actually a guy :-)

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I was digging in My back yard and found a chest of coins I wanted to run inside and tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging in the back yard.

My girlfriend asked my whether I was having sex behind her back and I replied "yes who did you think it was".

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks😂

How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.

So I left my mom with my baby and I was terrified when I came back in the wheelchair was in the water

Go to and orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it

Hey dad are you finally back with the milk dad: yea but it's expired so ima go back to the ''milk store'' and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)