Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Little Johnny was alone because dad didn’t come back
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Orphan: Throws a boomarang Boomarang: comes back with his father Father: Goes to get milk
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
