Why is the sand always pissed of?
Because the sand never waves back!
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard it did not erase
Your mom and dad are never comin back becuase dad is cumin for another kid
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
Where do cows eat lunch???
In the calfeteria dumb butt
hey guys I'm back C:
High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back
UNKNOWN
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
Why don't Orphans go to the shops because when there mum leaves shes never coming back
why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
I forgot what a boomerang was oh well it’ll come back to me
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk there parents didnt bring back
One day it was me & my sister in the house. My sister said to me let's order food I said we have no money. My sister said it's cool were just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store I know the delivery boy & he won't charge us. I said cool. The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some & ate mines in my room. I went back in the kitchen I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job I ask what are you doing. My sister replied back to me & you had your egg rolls let me enjoy mine. Then the delivery boy said don't no charge.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years
I told him my dad never came back with it
Little Johnny was alone because dad didn’t come back
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
(Kizaru's back.)
Zions so fat when he walks he breaks his mamas back
