Back jokes
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.