What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
I was in my car listing to my radio steve windwood's song came on just roll with baby I said that must be one of steven hawkings favorate songs he sings to his girlfrined
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
What is a babies favorite song? Baby Baby by Justin Bieber
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What's worse then 10 babies in a truck? One baby in 10 trucks.
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK LOL AJAJAJAAJAJSHXDH XDDDDDDD
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?", the priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate"
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb
your mama so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains so there is no evidence.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies.My dick.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
How do you know your baby is dead? It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
