Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.