What is round and squishy. A dead baby's head
Why are babies called bundles of joys? When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
man says "what's Ligma" woman says"Ligma balls" baby says :nothing she transgender.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
2 mums hook up! Their daughter comes in the room and says which ones the baby daddy? the "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you? Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
what is blue and sits in a corner ? a baby in a baggy
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming? Use more lube.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea
