Baby

Baby jokes

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.

Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.

Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?

A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Chips.

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?

I don't have a girlfriend.

What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?

There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.

My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.

We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"

What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?

A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.

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  • What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

    I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.