What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.