Nail

Anonymous

what is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree, one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Dead Baby

Anonymous

Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That’s probably because microwaves hadn’t been invented yet.

Difference

What’s the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?

… I don’t have a Porsche in my garage.

Little Johnny

Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered “of course not” a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it’s okay we can keep playing

Worry

So… err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.

Orphan

Bicmac

Why did the Asian parents have a Asian baby

Two songs don’t make a white

Girl

Anonymous

Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.

Virgin

Anonymous

The difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Isaacs Newton died a virgin.

Difference

Alexander Muradyan

What’s the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I’ve never sucked on dicks.

Fear

Anonymous

Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?

A. Rape babies

Pee

Weird boi

This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “

Dead Baby

IHaveThumbs

I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

Dad

anonymous chinese

why can’t two chinese make a white baby. because two wong’s do not equal a white

Dead Baby

Anonymous

whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer

Dead Baby

Anonymous

whats the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? . . . i take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

Difference

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don’t keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

Difference

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? I’m not in jail for tossing a salad.

Cannibal

random girl

Imagine this…ur a lesbian and ur doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say “eat me baby”

She pulls out a knife and fork