What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Baby Jokes
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
