What’s red allover and spins at 100mps

Baby in a blender

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

A woman is in hospital giving birth , Dr comes up to her afterwards.

Dr " I’m sorry I have good news and bad news "

Woman " What’s the bad news ? "

Dr " Your baby is Ginger "

Woman " ok, so what’s the good news ? "

Dr " Its dead !!! "

Whats the difference between my basement and my garage one has a pile of babies bodies the other has their heads

On 1.April there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor out of sudden directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard he can to the wall. The mother crying and yelling "What did you do ? You killed my Baby !! Why did you kill my Baby ?". The doctor just laughes and says “April april it was already dead”.


So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says “Those videos never get old” and I replied “Just like a Make-A-Wish kid” and after I said that he shot me in the head and said “And now neither do you.” And now I’m in heaven and God says to me “Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said “Are there summer women” and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero. After he killed Hitler

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer? Kentucky Fried Children! What’s it called when you eat those same babies? Finger Lickin’ Good!

Whats the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop onions

how many babies does it take to paint a wall: it depends on how hard you throw them

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”

If you guessed “Marriage” your stupid. It’s miscarriage and don’t forget it. The joke never get’s old to him. Just like the baby.

Whats worse than placing 10 babys in a trash can?

Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans…

I was going to tell a dead baby joke. but I decided Abort

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? moooooooo my secret is that it’s pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae

I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.

I am a dead baby -end joke-

I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

One day a child walks along and asks” mother why am I called butterfly” the mother replies” a butterfly landed on you as a baby” A minute later another child comes along and says” mother why and I called feather” the mother then replied “because a feather fell on your head when you where born” then Brick comes along and says “ ahahhsdjsjskxs”