what is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree, one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That’s probably because microwaves hadn’t been invented yet.

What’s the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?

… I don’t have a Porsche in my garage.

Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered “of course not” a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it’s okay we can keep playing

So… err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.

Why did the Asian parents have a Asian baby

Two songs don’t make a white

Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.

The difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Isaacs Newton died a virgin.

What’s the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I’ve never sucked on dicks.

Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?

A. Rape babies

This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “

I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

why can’t two chinese make a white baby. because two wong’s do not equal a white

whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer

whats the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? . . . i take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don’t keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? I’m not in jail for tossing a salad.

Imagine this…ur a lesbian and ur doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say “eat me baby”

She pulls out a knife and fork