Corvette jokes

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.