Corvette

Corvette Jokes

Baby

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Baby

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.

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  • Car

    Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

    His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!