Corvette jokes

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

CURRY in a hurry.

What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.

The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.

The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."