Corvette jokes

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

What should we want?

Racecars.

When should we want them?

NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!

Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.

-Tommyinnit

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.