How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby be mine.
what happens when you put a baby in a blender
The baby is a cherry smoothie
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?" The doctor replied, "He's going through a Mid-life Crisis
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan? The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
what the difference between a baby and a brick
I brick doesn't cry when you trow it on a wall
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small Fry!
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
