Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad ya definitely got the last laugh!
In the bible it says Jesus died for our sins but he came back to life so what did he sacrifice? Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Repeat after me..... *Me* You have a weird style.*mom*you have a weird style.*me*un not your mirror*runs away *
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
Being broke is a Disease stay the fuck away for me.
Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa, Give away my Money, No Papa, Telling Lies, OK Ima Check my Bank Account
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're iNdePendEnt women after all.
Ol Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having GAY SEX with Men and doing Cocaine 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
What goes oOoOo your breath that scared away the Animals from the Farm
doctor: I will deliver the baby right away Dad: I would the baby to have a liver
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her
your so weak someone breathed on you and you flew away
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy DIDN’T get away with it...
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said "I will fuck you up", she said "try me", so that's exactly what I did and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Dark..Humor :)
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate...
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it to hard it went flying away
