Aviation jokes
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.