My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
i dont like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
When your plane heads for New York...
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
