Aviation jokes

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.

Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.

Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

When your plane heads for New York...

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.