Aviation jokes
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.