Aviation jokes
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.