Aviation jokes

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.

Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

Roses are red, violets are violet.

My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.