Aviation jokes
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."