Aviation jokes
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.