Aviation jokes

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp off a roof.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.

Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.

Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What do birds and planes have in common?

They both fly into building windows.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.

Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.

You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"