Aviation jokes

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.

Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.

Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.