Aviation

Aviation jokes

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

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  • Tonight, on Top Gear!

    James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

    Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

    And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

    Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

    Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

    Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

    They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

    My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

    People joking about 9/11.

    Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

    Oh.

    "Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

    Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.