Aviation jokes

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"