Aviation jokes
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.