Aviation jokes
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.