Aviation jokes
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.