Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
You might think these jokes are plane.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
