Aviation jokes
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.