Aviation jokes

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Why is my plane delayed?

Because someone hit the Sears Tower.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Women were flying the plane.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.