Aviation jokes
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!